Molly and Aaron Confess Their Sins
Molly and Aaron are confessing their sins to the Reverend Ron Stutts.
View ArticleAurora the Pie Judge
This past weekend, local residents showed off their baking skills at the South Estes Farmer’s Market as they held their first-ever Pie Cook-Off. Three judges were on hand to decide the winner, but a...
View ArticleHeh. heh. Heh.
Molly Buckley, Aaron Keck, and Kit FitzSimons bring you today’s top headlines.
View ArticleCalling All Writers!
Molly Buckley, Kit FitzSimons, and Aaron Keck are CALLING ALL WRITERS!
View ArticleSarah Palin’s Foremothers
Sarah Palin drops in the studio to talk about THE FOREFATHERS: All American Sketch comedy with Aaron Keck.
View ArticleConfection Zones of Adventure!
This evening, the Chapel Hill Preservation Society will be hosting the second annual Horace Williams Cupcake Festival, named after a nineteenth-century UNC philosophy professor. We don’t know why...
View ArticleMolly Waits in Line for Krispy Kreme
Molly Buckley is waiting in line for a year of free Krispy Kreme. Meanwhile, the headlines are Deon Thompson is My Big Fat Greek Point Guard, Socks = Buffalo Wings, Tennessee is scared of UNC, Never...
View ArticleMolly Still Waits for Krispy Kreme
Molly went to grab food, and Kit lost their place in the Krispy Kreme line. Find out what happens…
View ArticleTattoo Taylor
For those of you who’ve been following us this week, we were not first in line this morning at the new Krispy Kreme. And speaking of things we’re not getting for free, the owner of Open Eye Cafe in...
View ArticleUNC President Tom Ross
MOLLY: Beginning next month, Aaron will be working as a news writer here at 1360 WCHL. Which means he can no longer appear on DSI Witness News as an anchor OR play the voice of a real-life person,...
View ArticleMark Chilton Wins an Emmy
Fiona is leaving for college, Aaron is now working at WCHL, Mark Chilton wins an Emmy, underage drinking citations on the rise, an incompetent SBI, Southern Season, PETA in Massachusetts, and New Hope...
View ArticleSammy Slade Picks a Bank
In a totally unrelated story, the Carrboro Board of Aldermen remains deadlocked this week as the members try to decide which bank they’re going to use to handle the town treasury. Joining us to explain...
View ArticleAurora Runs for Town Clerk
This Tuesday, our head writer Aaron Keck begins a new job as a news writer for 1360 WCHL, which means he will no longer be appearing here on DSI Witness News, either as an anchor or as a real-life...
View ArticleKleinschmidt is “Otto Emission”
Chapel Hill mayor Mark Kleinschmidt is with us all week long, and so far we’ve had a lot of fun. But many of you have written in wondering: why does Mayor Kleinschmidt keep playing himself? Wouldn’t it...
View ArticleJeremy Kepler’s Halloween Rules
This Sunday is October 31, and that means it’s time for another Chapel Hill tradition: Homegrown Halloween! But the rules for this year’s celebration have changed a little bit, and so, joining us to...
View ArticleWoody Biomass is Sufficiently Charitable
Daylight savings time, reliving the past, Tanger Outlets, UNC Mens Basketball Team, RSVVP day.
View ArticleZones of Adventure!
Town workers have installed energy-saving LED snowflake lights throughout the downtown area, and this Past Sunday, at the lighting ceremony, visitors enjoyed church choir carols, and free photos with...
View ArticleLocally Inspired Christmas Carols!
It’s Christmas season already, and that means presents, trees, toasty fires—and those old, traditional Christmas carols. Well, we here at DSI Witness News love the Christmas spirit, and so we’ve...
View ArticleA REAL PUPPETEER!
DSI Witness News is taking a well-deserved break this holiday season–but before we do, we’re sending out 2010 with our Best Week Ever! Next up: Aaron Keck sits down with Josh Cohen, a REAL Jim Henson...
View Article